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cicadaland:

“you should be at the club” I can’t go to the club I’ll be in there saying shit like “perchance” and “thrice”

triviallytrue:

triviallytrue:

there are people memeing about this and people posting about the true nature of war and both are correct

utah-mountain-drifter:

deseos-de-la-via-lactea:

source

dip-the-stick:

two dudes catching up but then an achievement pops up above them thats says “BECHDEL TEST PASSED” and they both look at each other and go “so ive been meaning to tell you something”

pukicho:

hello lgbtq I have baby carrots I am willing to feed to you

froody:

froody:

Me, fighting a yoga mom in the organic food market circa 2023: take your hand off that peach or I’ll vaccinate your children against polio

fascinating post I made in 2018

helloitsbees:

justforthedead:

justforthedead:

MICHAEL MYERS WAS 21?????????????

he should’ve been at the clubbbbbb……..

one-time-i-dreamt:

what

thepromiscuousfinger:

beardedmrbean:

stuckinapril:

No more experiences that make me grow as a person. I would just like to rot in bed now

egirlbutternubs:

cryptotheism:

If dracula busted inside you he’d call it a screampie or some shit

He’d say im gonna edraculate

stuckinapril:

stuckinapril:

I could get over anything as long as I have something new to be obsessed with

girls when they don’t have a new obsession that helps them dissociate from their problems and they’re actually forced to face their thoughts

vmohlere:

weaselle:

capricorn-born:

classycookiexo:

Oddly specific. Got a deposit for 6,837 today

fuck it, i never ever do those “reblog for X, this one really works!” posts, but this one doesn’t have any of that BS, this is just straight up wishing us good things; and then the comment doesn’t even say any of that either. Zero claims on this post, all positive vibes

May you end this week feeling ever more certain of a future you’ll love

May you end this week feeling ever more certain of a future you’ll love

thirddeadlysin:

imanutcase-10:

tattooedzombigirl:

theman:

beardedmrbean:

I GOT A FUCKING RAISE THE POTATO WORKED WTF

This potato works. Every. Fucking. Time.

Then bring me luck

the day after I posted this last time I was notified that I was selected for a really cool mentorship gig and got an unrelated glowing review at work

insyncere:

there’s something very dystopian like at the fact that we’re all supposed to continue on with our lives, go to work/school, carry on with our daily routines like we’re not witnessing three countries (sudan, congo & palestine) go through a genocide and mass ethnic cleansing right now all through our mobile phones & the internet